I was looking at the stats of Tier C Team 1 when I noticed that a certain someone with my same last name has 31 minutes of penalties which is over 50% of the entire team's. At first I thought this was some sort of glitch in the system and it should have been 3 minutes or maybe 13 at the most. Wow!

I admire the strategy behind spending most of the games in the penalty box. I am not sure what the entry fee is for joining the league, but it must be less than a season ticket in the front row.